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#23 <- redcappy did 1!awards! -> 
I am cleaning my keyboard...
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<- 2:11:15 pm, thursday, may 3rd, 2007 pdt(updated 7:43:34 pm, thursday, may 3rd, 2007 pdt)
eyeballed 221 times since 02.14.08
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you can e-mail RedCappy at -> cappello_2000 at yahoo which is dotted with a com -- or hop on contact page
- Dudley <- 3:46:16 pm, thursday, may 3rd, 2007 pdt
Way to break the tables asshole
- ERROR <- 3:46:41 pm, thursday, may 3rd, 2007 pdt
Yeah no shit.
- Craigs Dad <- 7:16:19 pm, thursday, may 3rd, 2007 pdt
LOL D))D U BORKED DSL!! 
- RedCappy <- 1:13:27 pm, friday, may 4th, 2007 pdt
Sadly, the keyboard 's B, N and Spacebar just stopped working shortly afterwards and I am now using one from storage that needs a bit of cleaning.
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