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the brig
Dropkicking the Starsor: Dudley peppers boring stories of his life with cuss words and ridiculous threats.
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At work, we've got the average never-shuts-up guy. You know the type. He never shuts up.
So he's bothering me with another boring-ass magic the gathering story, and I say to the guy "Let's play a little game. It's called 'You Shut Up, and Everybody Benefits. The rules are simple. You shut up, and then everybody benefits". He gave me a really wicked glare, which would have been unsettling if it wasn't accompanied by a dead-on perfect Elvis Lip. He then walked off. The rest of the night if he was talking instead of working, I'd say "You're losing the game!" and he'd give me another Elvis Lip.
It's interesting, because during philosophy class today we were talking about B.F. Skinner and his research on positive and negative reinforcement. Never-shuts-up would be negatively reinforced by me telling him to shut up, and I would be positively reinforced by his Elvis Lip.
So he's bothering me with another boring-ass magic the gathering story, and I say to the guy "Let's play a little game. It's called 'You Shut Up, and Everybody Benefits. The rules are simple. You shut up, and then everybody benefits". He gave me a really wicked glare, which would have been unsettling if it wasn't accompanied by a dead-on perfect Elvis Lip. He then walked off. The rest of the night if he was talking instead of working, I'd say "You're losing the game!" and he'd give me another Elvis Lip.
It's interesting, because during philosophy class today we were talking about B.F. Skinner and his research on positive and negative reinforcement. Never-shuts-up would be negatively reinforced by me telling him to shut up, and I would be positively reinforced by his Elvis Lip.
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