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Dropkicking the Starsor: Dudley peppers boring stories of his life with cuss words and ridiculous threats.
#32 <- dudley did 22!
Dumpster Diving!
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<- 11:34:45 pm, saturday, may 12th, 2007 pdteyeballed 225 times since 02.14.08
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Josh and I went dumpster diving after I got off work. Since we live in a college town and college kids are notoriously wasteful, we made an excellent haul.
Our first find was an 18 inch dell monitor, with a note on the front that said "WORKS PEFFECTLY". We took that fucker and hooked it up at home, and YES, it worked perfectly. INCREDIBLE!
Our next good find was THREE perfectly good beanbags. Sniff inspection turned up with a Grade A on all three bags, none of them stunk of vomit or piss. One however requires new peanuts to be put inside, since apparently the previous owner dumped most of them out. NICE!
Next was a computer! Jesus! It looks like someone already got to it and stripped out all the good shit, but I did manage to get a 128 meg stick of ram and a floppy drive for the old junker I have in the closet. All I need is a hard drive for it and I've got a DOS machine. DECENT!
We also picked up a rug that we're going to put under the couch to keep it from scratching up the floor more than it already has. It's got some stains on it and after we got it in the car it smelled a bit off. But, Josh's grandma has a carpet shampooer that we are free to borrow when we need it. INCONVENIENT!
A moldy old cake! WE DID NOT TAKE THIS!
A big orange sled! OUT OF SEASON!
Also: ten pounds of extension cords! HANDY!
After that we met up with my sister and ate at the pub, I got a taco burger which I expected to be more of a taco flavored hamburger than a gigantic salsa-bombarded sloppy joe. DISASTEROUS!
Our first find was an 18 inch dell monitor, with a note on the front that said "WORKS PEFFECTLY". We took that fucker and hooked it up at home, and YES, it worked perfectly. INCREDIBLE!
Our next good find was THREE perfectly good beanbags. Sniff inspection turned up with a Grade A on all three bags, none of them stunk of vomit or piss. One however requires new peanuts to be put inside, since apparently the previous owner dumped most of them out. NICE!
Next was a computer! Jesus! It looks like someone already got to it and stripped out all the good shit, but I did manage to get a 128 meg stick of ram and a floppy drive for the old junker I have in the closet. All I need is a hard drive for it and I've got a DOS machine. DECENT!
We also picked up a rug that we're going to put under the couch to keep it from scratching up the floor more than it already has. It's got some stains on it and after we got it in the car it smelled a bit off. But, Josh's grandma has a carpet shampooer that we are free to borrow when we need it. INCONVENIENT!
A moldy old cake! WE DID NOT TAKE THIS!
A big orange sled! OUT OF SEASON!
Also: ten pounds of extension cords! HANDY!
After that we met up with my sister and ate at the pub, I got a taco burger which I expected to be more of a taco flavored hamburger than a gigantic salsa-bombarded sloppy joe. DISASTEROUS!
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