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Dropkicking the Starsor: Dudley peppers boring stories of his life with cuss words and ridiculous threats.
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<- 3:28:24 am, sunday, may 6th, 2007 pdt(updated 3:29:38 am, sunday, may 6th, 2007 pdt)
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Andy Helms (of [url="http://www.atomictoy.org"]Atomictoy[/url]) put up a request a few weeks ago for various artists to send them drawings of their characters, and he would whip up his own renditions of them. Vinic quickly subbmited his Pantsfish and encouraged me to do the same with Taint, but being probably drunk or something at the time, I just told him to fuck off and post Taint himself. Instead he just guesses my password for my LJ account and posts Taint under my name, which I am so glad he did since these drawings were one per customer.
Look at that! That is totally Taint! I'm absolutely certain that Helms researched this character to get that pose and that "I've got some dynamite, what you going to do about it?" look on his face PERFECT. The only way this could be better is if he got the green hair. (Taint's mother was struck by lightning while pregnant, which fucked with his development in the womb, making his hair all green and his sanity mostly not there. This is based off urban legend, look up the green man on wikipedia or something, because im not even sure if i got it right.)
Man this has hell of got me back in the mood for drawing, I've been mostly neglecting my artwork since I started work on my game.
to a collection of all the gift artwork he did.
Look at that! That is totally Taint! I'm absolutely certain that Helms researched this character to get that pose and that "I've got some dynamite, what you going to do about it?" look on his face PERFECT. The only way this could be better is if he got the green hair. (Taint's mother was struck by lightning while pregnant, which fucked with his development in the womb, making his hair all green and his sanity mostly not there. This is based off urban legend, look up the green man on wikipedia or something, because im not even sure if i got it right.)
Man this has hell of got me back in the mood for drawing, I've been mostly neglecting my artwork since I started work on my game.
to a collection of all the gift artwork he did.
you can e-mail Dudley at -> rattar at lardpirates which is dotted with a com -- or hop on contact page
- Vinic <- 9:51:02 am, sunday, may 6th, 2007 pdt
It's the Maidmer you right spaz.
LOOK AT THIS GUY! HE HAS NO LIVER, AND CAN'T EVEN DRINK HIS PROBLEMS AWAY!
Shit. Now I have to make a Maidmer chut.
LOOK AT THIS GUY! HE HAS NO LIVER, AND CAN'T EVEN DRINK HIS PROBLEMS AWAY!
Shit. Now I have to make a Maidmer chut.
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