This morning's dream involved me meeting this red-haired chick who invited me over to her house to meet all 20 of her brothers and sisters. Jesus christ. There were a fuckton of them, holy hell, all of them older than me even. I have no clue why she invited me to a frickin' family reunion.
Anyways after the scene i went home and a day or three in dream-time passed when this girl called me up and said some nonsense that translated into "you should come over again." Unfortunately for me, i forgot where the hell her house was, so i decided to look it up on google maps. I was instantly sucked into the internet freakazoid style, and the maps were actually all badass looking circuit board cities, transistors and chips acting as buildings and the board wiring acting as roads and highways. I got distracted while looking for her place when i found the Queen Chip, a tall white transistor with a big Q on it. I had no idea what it did, so i picked it off the board and destroyed the entire internet, permanently.

Then my roommate woke me up by power drilling a bunch of shit into the walls to mount the new surround sound speakers.