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 ~Spoony Spoonicus on 04:19pm 05/07/12 (11:34pm 05/28/10) in 2h45m0s  §  9212 eyeballs
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 WE'RE PICKING UP WHERE MSTRON LEFT OFF!
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As you've probably inferred from the fact that everything but the Top 3 has been pushed off the Haul, a lot of old spanks were being edited. As a result, all of the Viewtiful Gonterman images are back up, and more are coming soon!

Oh, and I've also taken the liberty of uploading my archived copy of MSTron, since the original site's been broken for a long time now. If you haven't read it, I highly recommend doing so; it inspired us to START Viewtiful Gonterman, after all.



I had to do a bit of code tweaking to get it to show up properly, so let me know if you encounter any dead links or images. The exception to this being "Hengeyokai" - the images on that one unfortunately weren't there in the entire time I knew of the site, so I wasn't able to rip them. It doesn't appear to be online anymore in any capacity, either.

For the sake of convenience, here are links to the first pages of everything we've covered so far.

Planeswalker
PKF
NiGHTS: The Third Dreamer
Mobius Chronicles Part 1
Mobius Chronicles: Part 2
Mobius Chronicles: Part 3
Livewire Latte
Livewire Latte II
Livewire Latte Promotional Art
Scarlet PI

For a collection of classic MSTings by Jen White, check out this thread:

Let us also not forget our biggest collaborative teardown to date, a riffing of a fanfic so dreadful it destroyed the space-time continuum, shortened the expected lifespan of the universe by over two trillion years and is directly responsible for all pain and suffering in the world today. Featuring Luffy and Nami transformed into immensely unlikable antiheroes, absolutely no regard for the rest of the cast or the story it's based on, a narrative ridden with lazy plot contrivances, redundancies and bad cliches in every paragraph, atrocious grammar, punctuation and spelling, and some of the most disgusting scenes I've ever read anywhere, this is Shit Piece. Oh, and the sheer ego of the author doesn't do it any favors, either.

SorceryGeniusLina's Shit Piece

And a few other terrible fanfics we've heckled:

Timespiral - A shitty Final Fantasy X fanfic from the author of infamous garbage pile "Mermaid's Kiss and Siren's Song", which was so good it got a print release! Through a terrible vanity publisher, but still!
Pain of the Doubt - A horrendous story that throws incest, ephebophelia and medical/family death drama into the world of Phantom Brave, and not a hint of competent writing or medical knowledge is anywhere to be found.
Marona? A demon? Uhhuh - Another shitty Phantom Brave story from the same author as the last one, this time turning Marona into a demon (just because) and having her rape everyone she meets (again, just because). So bad that the author took it down out of shame, but the internet never forgets!
Magic of Green - The end result of one man's complete and utter obsession with 90's gaming franchises and bad anime - a colossal trainwreck of bad grammar, questionable spelling, poor logic and the biggest Mary Sue character we've ever witnessed. We also take a look at a particularly stinky Duke Nukem 3D mod the author wrote, and some completely hilarious pornography starring Mary Sue and the author's self-insert character.
 
 
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 ~SHITTLE  §  at 01:12pm 05/30/10
 
I HAVE FOND MEMORIES OF A GEOCITIES PAGE DEVOTED TO THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS... THAT INCLUDED A LINK TO DEATHCLOCK.COM AS ONE OF ITS MAIN ATTRACTIONS
 
 
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