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~O'Doyle Flush on 03:16am 03/20/10 (03:01am 03/20/10) in 13m40s § 608 eyeballs

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I dunno what the hell Buddy's been chewing on when he goes behind a cactus to take a leak, but he made a really good point earlier today.
We've been doing this road gig for about three days now through the damn desert. the highway's all torn to shit and this fucking van of Tom's got absolutely no airflow. It's like we're driving through the Suplex Valley lava pits in a goddamn sweat lodge. A badass jeep would knock a whole damn twelve hours off this shitty sand dune gauntlet and we'd be blasting through some serious wind every time we hit one going 80.

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~Stoic Tom § at 03:09am 03/20/10

Theres nothing wrong with the van, O'Doyle. You're just pissed that Buddy keeps calling shotgun before you even get done paying for the gas when we stop.

~O'Doyle Flush § at 03:09am 03/20/10

Fuck you man, this ride's coming out of my wallet and you won't even back me up on a shotgun by default.

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