This is Buddy. I have infiltrated the Brotherhood of the Unspoken Oath. I found a bunch of dudes like, time frozen in a meatlocker. [check it out]

As you've probably inferred from the fact that everything but the Top 3 has been pushed off the Haul, a lot of old spanks were being edited. As a result, all of the Viewtiful Gonterman images are back up, and more are coming soon! ¶ Oh, and I've also taken the liberty of uploading my archived copy of MSTron, since the original site's been broken for a long time now. If you haven't read it, I highly recommend doing so; it inspired us to START Viewtiful Gonterman, after all. ¶ Just for the sake of convenience, here are links to the first pages of everything we've covered so far: ¶ Planeswalker PKF NiGHTS: The Third Dreamer Mobius Chronicles Part 1 Mobius Chronicles: Part 2 Mobius Chronicles: Part 3 Livewire Latte ¶ Let us also not forget our biggest collaborative teardown to date, a riffing of a fanfic so dreadful it destroyed the space time continuum and is directly responsible for all pain and suffering in the world today. ¶ SorceryGeniusLina's Shit Pie... [check it out]

In response to getting literally 3-4 applications per week for the last year and a half for their stupid credit cards. ¶ Dear Idiots, ¶ You do realize that I don't even read these stupid applications before they hit the shredder, right? You're not being clever by putting it in a blank-white envelope labeled "URGENT" either, because the only such letters I receive in that format are from credit companies. If someone has something to say to me, they should at least have the common courtesy to take two seconds and put their name on the front of the envelope. And if they don't, well hell, whatever they have to say probably isn't worth my time. ¶ I would also like to add that your ploy of putting little plastic cards in there to get me to read your applications in fear of ruining my shredder... was in vain. I recently invested in a very nice industrial-grade shredder, so I can just toss a whole score of sheets in there and bam, instant confetti. I've found it also work... [check it out]

Some people wonder why I bother sticking around DeviantArt. Well, it's because I like some of the art I find, and it's nice to be able to give the people responsible for it words of praise and some recognition. I used to like it for posting my work, because hey, free space that comes with other options. And I don't have to code it! I haven't posted much for a while, though, since the submission system has been turned into a nitpicky piece of shit, and several of the moderators are uppity ret... [check it out]

I dunno what the hell Buddy's been chewing on when he goes behind a cactus to take a leak, but he made a really good point earlier today. We've been doing this road gig for about three days now through the damn desert. the highway's all torn to shit and this fucking van of Tom's got absolutely no airflow. It's like we're driving through the Suplex Valley lava pits in a goddamn sweat lodge. A badass jeep would knock a whole damn twelve hours off this shitty sand dune gauntlet and we'd be blasting... [check it out]

the rankness of the occasion is the main thing that we need to be concerned about because theres going to be gravy at the end of this line man i just know it i can feel it in my bone marrow. thats way better than just your bones man because thats whats inside your bones, a deep inner feeling of things going the way they should and this is why we got to get ourselves a jeep, man. [check it out]

Dear Internet Gods and/or no one in particular, In the future, please do not randomly delete lines of code in my shit. It's a dick move. Sincerely, This guy. PS: If you do it anyway I'm going to stop eating your son and drinking his blood every Sunday. [check it out]

LOL CRAIG DO U KNO WHERE UR MOMM KEEPS TEH COMDONS I NEED @ KNO REAL QUICK D))D K [check it out]

dude wher the hot biitches at? i went to dis party SO many sexy hot sluts but then my boy c-lyle went and did a pukke ALl OVER this one chiks pants lol man i need to get laid u kno [check it out]

I didn't see you come in. Please, join me. Do you appreciate my face? You do. You do. [check it out]

I took three dumps today. As I grow older the only difference seems to be that I have a schedule. There's your dump update. [check it out]

We got our asses kicked today by a pissed off gorilla. I'd care but we're all pretty much fine. Besides, pissing off a gorilla to the point of attack by just saying something is a pretty hard thing to do. [check it out]

We got our asses kicked today by a pissed off gorilla. ¶ Flush acted like a dick and we all paid for it man. The hairy thing came at us like a chubby yeti, dude. I bet he could pass off as one. A chubby yeti. He'd be the best at it. [check it out]

We got our asses kicked today by a pissed off gorilla. Fucker just lunged at us when I told him his story about high-fiving Stained Glass Widow's hand was bullshit. What a dick. [check it out]

yo dog i got dis mesage fo u man [check it out]

It's about fucking god damn time! Jesus Christ! Lady chinamen drive down the fucking highway faster than this vinic prick can code an asshole sensor. I don't need no god damn internets coding for my asshole sensor to work. It's on right now. And it's pointing at that one-nut slit. [check it out]

A tale I would like to share with you all, sparked by a random Googling of my old screen name turning up an old fan's web site. I've decided to refrain from mentioning any names, as our site tends to rank high on Google searches. Plus, being from Gamefaqs, I fear that drawing the idiots of the erivrjrengv* here would make us all stupider by proxy. This is also the reason why I've ROT13'd their little group's name. ¶ *Yes, they actually called themselves that. How prententious can you ge... [check it out]

I was nearly asleep, when a thought suddenly popped in to my head. What will happen to the children of all those freakjob furries that manage to meet up and start families? I'm talking about the ones that are really demented, the ones that are three hundred and fifty pounds a peice, cant fit in a shower, and make the public aware that they are out of their trees by wearing cat-ear headbands and belts with tails on the back. The ones that honestly believe they've got a spirit animal and bring it... [check it out]

If you haven't heard of Lurapets, then here, take a look. It's yet another virtual pet website "game," except this one is 100% shit. Important links don't work, and you can't learn anything about the game unless you register an account. It's also a near copy of another pet site. Lurapets is run by Ken, a 30 year old asshole who likes to rip people off. How does he rip people off? Here's the process he uses: ¶ 1. Visit the pages of artists, and contact them if they have cool stuff (fu... [check it out]

Holy christ the dream i had last night had me running from both the police and Grant from the movie Slither in his badass giant snake form. My first order of business was to leap from rooftop to rooftop without attracting the attention of anything with a gun or a tentacle arm that can sharpen into a cut-me-in-half arm blade. I decided to lay low in a warehouse for the night, but the next morning the joint was surrounded by cops due to me messing with the lights too much. Who the fuck set up that... [check it out]

This morning's dream involved me meeting this red-haired chick who invited me over to her house to meet all 20 of her brothers and sisters. Jesus christ. There were a fuckton of them, holy hell, all of them older than me even. I have no clue why she invited me to a frickin' family reunion. Anyways after the scene i went home and a day or three in dream-time passed when this girl called me up and said some nonsense that translated into "you should come over again." Unfortunately for me, i forgot... [check it out]

This is the first dream journal recording of mine, in my quest to perfect the art of lucid dreaming and explore the stars in various souped up cars. ¶ Without reason or explanation I found myself standing ontop a fluffy cloud with mushrooms growing out of it and giant green pipes rising thousands of feet from the earth. Well shit! It's a mario dream! I wandered around a bit and found a ton of people lined up for a few laps around the cloud-based track i happened to wake up on, one of them w... [check it out]

STOP FORGETTING YOUR PASSWORD YOU DUMB NIGGER! ¶ JUST THINK OF SAKAFAP AND CUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM [check it out]