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don't know what the hell is going on? neither do we! here's an illustrated explanation.
look at all this new stuff down here. it's all brand spanking new, guy!
no updates today? keep in mind that we have literally six years worth of backlogged crap you can scratch and sniff at your leisure.
look at all this new stuff down here. it's all brand spanking new, guy!
no updates today? keep in mind that we have literally six years worth of backlogged crap you can scratch and sniff at your leisure.
it's stuck!
"New LP.Com Progress/To-Do/Ideas"
9:07:43 pm, sun, may 6th, 2007 pdt
recent rawks!
"For the 3rd time, NO."
Dudley rawked!
12:27:14 pm, tue, may 6th, 2008 pdt
"For the 3rd time, NO."
Vinic rawked!
4:42:34 am, tue, may 6th, 2008 pdt
"some shit that happened just now"
Shyna El Mensajero rawked!
10:43:18 pm, mon, may 5th, 2008 pdt
"Tales from Spoony's Pit of Technological Terror: the Virtual Boy project"
Shyna El Mensajero rawked!
10:22:37 pm, tue, apr 29th, 2008 pdt
"ČĎ©P"
DR. VINICS ROBOT VIKING rawked!
12:23:07 pm, wed, apr 23rd, 2008 pdt
"ČĎ©P"
Alpha Communicator rawked!
12:20:51 pm, wed, apr 23rd, 2008 pdt
"Tales from Spoony's Pit of Technological Terror: the Virtual Boy project"
Vinic rawked!
8:57:19 am, mon, apr 21st, 2008 pdt
"Super Smash Bros. Brawl Minireview"
Spoony Spoonicus rawked!
12:13:39 am, mon, apr 21st, 2008 pdt
"Super Smash Bros. Brawl Minireview"
Shyna El Mensajero rawked!
11:47:24 pm, sun, apr 20th, 2008 pdt
"Tales from Spoony's Pit of Technological Terror: the Virtual Boy project"
Spoony Spoonicus rawked!
6:23:20 pm, sun, apr 20th, 2008 pdt
recent bombs!
"Acceptable traffic violation"
Vinic bombed 5 times!
2:12:34 pm, wed, apr 2nd, 2008 pdt
"All shook up in the heir conditioner"
Vinic bombed 5 times!
4:42:54 am, tue, feb 26th, 2008 pst
"HOLY SHIT!"
Vinic bombed 5 times!
4:19:17 pm, fri, oct 12th, 2007 pdt
"Dumpster Diving!"
Vinic bombed 5 times!
4:17:05 pm, fri, oct 12th, 2007 pdt
that's it, douche!
"This morning."Vinic ->
<- 7:25:31 am, mon, may 19th, 2008 pdt."It took me 15 minutes to fart in my new pair of pants."
"Tales from Spoony's Pit of Technological Terror: the Virtual Boy project"Spoony Spoonicus ->
<- 5:34:39 pm, fri, may 9th, 2008 pdt <- update!."I'd been interested in one of these things for a while, but unfortunately, the platform dying off even quicker than the ol' 32X had made it quite rare and expensive. Fortunately for me, Game Force had gotten one used, with five games bundled in with it. The only catch was that one of the eyepieces wasn't working; they said they'd try to get that repaired and get back to me. ¶ Well I waited..."
"Acceptable traffic violation"Dudley ->
<- 1:22:22 pm, wed, apr 2nd, 2008 pdt."So I'm driving back from class no more than two minutes ago, trucking down the one way street in the left lane to make my left turn onto my street, when some asshole decides to make a left turn from the right lane. Total dick move. Cuts me off, and I lay on my horn and prepare the middle finger, when the dude slows down to a near stop and stares at me. A fucking gaze that if I was not already sitt..."
that's the latest of the bunch.
do you want some more crap?
here you go.
do you want some more crap?
here you go.
-> "For the 3rd time, NO."11:35:01 pm, mon, may 5th, 2008 pdt
"We've had people phone us looking for someone not living here, and tell them they've got the wrong number. These people usually don't call back. Today, though, we got a call from some idiot who just couldn't seem to understand her friend DID NOT live at our house. I had no idea why she couldn't figure this out. ¶ My mom and I were talking, and then the phone started ringing. Mom got it, a..."
-> "Tales from Spoony's Pit of Technological Terror: The Sega CD Project"12:00:14 am, wed, apr 30th, 2008 pdt <- update!
"Yeah, starting up another one before I finish off the Master System project. Whoo. ¶ Anyway, in short, got one off half.com for $30, supposedly including a Genesis system with it but no AC adapter or cables. Unfortunately it doesn't say which model I'm getting of either system. With any luck it'll be a Model 2 so I can snap it onto my Genesis and make the ultimate unholy hybrid machine, th..."
-> "so druuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunk man oh go.d"3:03:02 pm, fri, mar 28th, 2008 pdt
"so i stil have the juuces flowin man its mangficent i sware it is like the bEST tiem to be WASTEd! ! i saw 3 tits! all night loing. ¶ i have to get this dwn here man cuz i need to rmember thsi part JULI HAS TEH MEANEST PIAR. so tru quote me on this one it is on The rekkkord lol ¶ i so need ¶ oh god what was i talkin bout oh well who cares THIS RULES HAHA man i loev dis tits time th..."
-> "Super Smash Bros. Brawl Minireview"9:08:51 pm, wed, mar 12th, 2008 pdt <- update!
"Let's just say that right now I pity the poor fools who bought Playstation 3's."
-> "GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD!"7:23:43 pm, wed, feb 27th, 2008 pst
"I. HAVE EATEN. THREE WHEELS OF CHEESE! ¶ I HAVEN'T SHIT IN DAYS!"
-> "All shook up in the heir conditioner"12:24:42 am, tue, feb 26th, 2008 pst
"At work, we've got the average never-shuts-up guy. You know the type. He never shuts up. ¶ So he's bothering me with another boring-ass magic the gathering story, and I say to the guy "Let's play a little game. It's called 'You Shut Up, and Everybody Benefits. The rules are simple. You shut up, and then everybody benefits". He gave me a really wicked glare, which would have been unsettling if..."
-> "phantasmd storyrt"6:03:58 pm, thu, feb 21st, 2008 pst <- update!
"This was about 10 years ago, when my dad took my older brother and I on a trip with him to France. At one point my dad decided to see an old friend of his, who was an archaeologist in an old town somewhere out in the middle of nowhere. A lot of my not knowing what was going and where we are is attributed to the fact that I was 11 at the time, entirely ungrateful, and don't speak a word of French...."
-> "some shit that happened just now"4:21:33 pm, wed, feb 20th, 2008 pst
"kay. my dad and i were on our way to enterprise to get our rental car--which the old motherfucker who wrecked my car's insurance is paying for. nice. on our way down seventh street, we see cop cars. and kids on scooters. one of them being my brother, logan. we slow down and roll one of the windows down, and logan yells "it's fine!" and waves us off. we continue to enterprise, because they close..."
-> "Why hello there."10:40:26 am, mon, feb 18th, 2008 pst
"I didn't see you come in. Please, join me. ¶ Do you appreciate my face? ¶ You do. You do."
-> "Memory and shit"12:08:17 am, tue, feb 12th, 2008 pst
"Memory is a pretty weird thing. This is becoming more apparent to me as I've stayed in the same state, and for the most part, lived in the same house for over 19 years. Sometimes I wonder about how memory transitions itself to the next memory, like the changing of seasons, from Fall to Winter, or whatever. As the weather changes, and the scenery remains in its existence, I often wonder if chang..."
-> "Poopcrap The Thiiiiird"8:14:44 pm, wed, feb 6th, 2008 pst <- update!
"IF WE KILL ANOTHER MIDGET, THEY'RE GOING TO SHUT US DOWN"
-> "New LP.Com Progress/To-Do/Ideas"5:38:13 am, wed, feb 6th, 2008 pst <- update!
"Everything below is now moot. That old shit sucked. ¶ --- ¶ There is a lot of shit I have left to do. Why am I so damn lazy? ¶ PROGRESS/TO-DO ¶ { LP.COM } oh god the damn login issue calendar! track hits and crap custom shit for people flagged as shitcanned (X) CONSIDERATION: combining the brig and the waggoner? hmm... (and have all site sections run off the same file via..."
-> "Tales from Spoony's Pit of Technological Terror: The Sega Master System Project"5:56:22 pm, wed, jan 16th, 2008 pst <- update!
"Same sort of deal as the 32X, I'm going through a ridiculous amount of trouble to get another system that nobody but me cares about. Grabbed one on half.com for $15, missing the requisite cables. Not having any fitting AV cables or AC adapters with the required voltages (or when I did, they didn't fit into the system's plug), I thought I'd try some generic parts at Game Force. While it powered..."
-> "Best of Wii's First Years and 2008's Titles to Watch"5:52:50 pm, wed, jan 16th, 2008 pst <- update!
"Best of Wii's First Years ¶ NiGHTS: Journey of Dreams - An update to a pretty fun Saturn title, featuring similar Sonic-esque gameplay combined with creative boss battles. Not a huge step above the original, but hey, no point in being picky when it's still a fun game. ¶ Resident Evil 4: Wii Edition - Arguably the best game of the last generation, and this is the definitive version of it..."
-> "console rant - i sincerely apologize"10:58:01 am, tue, nov 20th, 2007 pst <- update!
"(long-winded rant) ¶ so, after much thought and observation, ps3 it is. i will be rocking some time crisis 4 this xmas. ¶ major edit: fuck that, i'm buying clothes."
-> "Experiencing shit at 23 most have experienced at 16"3:54:59 am, mon, nov 12th, 2007 pst <- update!
"So the other night I went to see John's show. It was supposed to be him and his bassist, but his bassist punked out and John wound up doing his usual solo acoustic stuff. The place his shows are at always puts huge sheets of paper down on the tables and leaves a mug full of crayons at each one for the visitors to scribble with. Before the show started I had chopped out a scottish space explorer us..."
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no portion of any content residing on lardpirates.com may be reprinted in any form without prior written consent -- this is serious business, the internet.
best viewed at a resolution at least 900 pixels wide, in any browser other than internet explorer for the love of god. try firefox! opera, even!
this website is much more badass with javascript enabled. if you cannot use javascript, then you need to hop in the delorian and get the hell out of 1995.
hosting provided by dreamhost. they are good people. i know, mysql is a bit slow, but whatever this ain't youtubespacebook, so get over it.
if you wish to bitch and moan at us, do so from our contact page.
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